Rocket Penguin

Recent comment on my site: "Good start guy. Saw your link at Sanity's Edge. Normally I wouldn't have clicked it because he's friends with that Bill idiot, but the 'Rocket' in the name hooked me, ya know?"

Wow the Bill bashing even extends to my humble blog. How does that make you feel Bill? Bill is to the blogging community, what the Jewish people are to the Islamic world. Someone to blame problems on and make fun of. Happily, everywhere I have seen him slighted, Bill, much like the noble Jewish people, fights back with his bounty of ideas and creativity, instead of giving into his hate. Bill responded with more poetry: "Screw you, Ted."

Rocket Penguin would be the most popular blog on the internet if Bill didn't control the internet by proxy.

***Update***
Recently on Bill's site, a corner may have been turned. A new era may have dawned. Bill found someone who not only agreed with him, but agreed with him without ridiculing of him. By uttering poetic words that history shall mark, Bill courageously cast off previous friends to form a new alliance.
Bill said "My others readers suck." Bravo, Bill. Truer words have never been spoken.