Rocket Penguin

Close to my house there is a place that sells coffins. You would think it's a TV store or something the way it's laid out. They have signs in the window about sales and there are even coffins in the window. "What a sale? I hope I die before this great value ends." Anyway, what I noticed yesterday is that the coffin in the window had a big flippin OU logo on it. It was even upholstered in team colors. I live in Oklahoma City where it is assumed, that even God is a Sooner fan, and so I shouldn't have been all that surprised. It does seem just a little tacky to me though. What I finally figured out is that the coffin isn't for OU fans at all. It's for Texas fans with vengeful relatives.

*** Update ***
Wouldn't it be funny if they decorated for Halloween. "Hey Larry go lay in the OU coffin. Then when a crying family comes in you can sit up and scare them. It'll be a hoot."